Qualifications:
- Noble Born: Forget being the son of a Governor. Ron Paul Atreides is the heir of a Great House Duchy, with the signet to prove it.
- Mentat: 9 out of 10 people will take a Mentat over a Lawyer for analytical thinking every day of the week.
- Bene Gesserit: Who would you rather have lobbying the Congress? Just a politician, or a politician with the Voice?
Senator Kennedy
Vote Aye!
Aye!
Senator Kennedy, Aye. Senator Kerry
Vote Aye!
Aye!
Senator Kerry, Aye. - Prescient: Aren’t you tired of not knowing when the next hurricane or other natural disaster will occur, or hearing that we’ll never know when the jihadis will next strike? Ron Paul Atreides knows both.
Platform:
- Strong Currency: Tired of paying more Solaris for the same number of slaves? No more; under Ron Paul Atreides, the currency will be backed with 100% pure spice from Arrakis.
- End to global warming: Ron Paul Atreides will be tough and strong with the Guild, forcing them to place weather control satellites up, ending the desertification of our planet.
- Support for the Butlerian Jihad: Ron Paul Atreides has always understood the sanctity of the human mind, and will never support artificial intelligence.
- Strong military: Fremen warriors carrying the Atreides banner will rule the Galaxy!
Remember: Ron Paul Atreides has already seen himself winning this election, so hop on the winning team!